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Я ОЧЕНЬ люблю SNL. Шикарное шоу) сейчас смотрю эпизод с Райаном Рэйнольдсом и Леди Гага. Но меня, как обычно, больше всего развлекают Кристен Виг и Энди Сэмберг.

Ну, Сэмберг состоит в пародийной рэп-группе The Lonely Island...Так вот, они выпустили очередное видео. Блин, это офигенно!))

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I was walking through the city streets

And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink

Run faster, jump higha

Maaaan, I’m not gonna let you poison me



I threw it on the grouuuund

You must think I’m a joke

I aint gonna be part of this system

Maaaan, pump that garbage in another mans veins



I go to my favorite hot dog stand

And the dude says, you come here all the time, here’s one free

I said maaan, what I look like a charity case



I took it and threw it on the grouuuund

I don’t need your handouts

I’m an adult

Please, you can’t buy me, hot dog man



At the farmers market with my so-called girlfriend

She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad

Maaan, this aint my dad, this is a cell phone



I threw it on the grouuuund

What you think I’m stupid

I’m not a part of this system

My dads not a phone, duuuuh



Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party

What you want me to do with this, eat it



Happy birthday to the grouuuund

I threw the rest of the cake too

Welcome to the real world, jackass



So many things to throw on the ground

Like this and this and that and even this

I’m an aduuuuult



Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph

grouuuund

Nobody wants your autograph, phonies



Then the two phonies got up, turned out they had a taser

And they tased me in the butt hole

I fell to the ground

The phonies didn’t let up

Tasing on my butt hole over and over

I was screamin and squirmin, my butt hole was on fire



The moral of this story is

You can’t trust the system

maaaaaaan

ХОЧУ, ЧТОБЫ В СЛЕДУЮЩЕМ СЕЗОНЕ

ОДИН ЭПИЗОД ОТДАЛИ ЭКЛЗУ, ПАДАЛЕКИ

И КОЛЛИНЗУ,

ОНИ БЫ НАДРАЛИ ТАМ ВСЕМ ЗАДНИЦУ!

@темы: видео, мысли, SNL

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[doramad]

напиши им
И в СНЛ, и в СПН..
Я тоже подпишусь

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doramad у меня был пост mdwhyte.diary.ru/p114302654.htm на эту тему)

[heat_2002]

Andy is awesome as usual!!!!!

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heat_2002 он великолепен) я и СНЛ смотрю всегда в ожидании его появления)