Fuck you very much
Chuck: Yale, the only thing she wanted more than me. That would be painful.
Serena: Chuck, she's embarrassed, so we've gotta give her time to lick her wounds.
Chuck: Maybe I could lick them for her.
• Episode: The Grandfather
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Nate: [on Bart's letter] Aren't you curious what it says?
Chuck: I think I can guess. You're a disappointment of a son; I'd die of embarrassment if I hadn't already; why do you wear so much purple?
• Episode: Gone with the Will
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Dan: I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things.
Chuck: Are you gay?
• Episode: The Serena Also Rises
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Dan: I know... we don't like each other. You think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
Chuck: I don't think of you.
• Episode: The Serena Also Rises
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Chuck: I don't have a romantic bone in my body. Least of all that one.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still got the scars on my back to prove it.
Nate: She's right Serena, I mean none of us are saints.
Blair: [points at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck: Several times.
Nate: I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date. [looks at Chuck] Once.
Blair: [looks at Chuck]
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass!
Game over.
Chuck: Game's not over until I say it is.
Blair: Then go play with yourself.
Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.
Serena: Chuck, she's embarrassed, so we've gotta give her time to lick her wounds.
Chuck: Maybe I could lick them for her.
• Episode: The Grandfather
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Nate: [on Bart's letter] Aren't you curious what it says?
Chuck: I think I can guess. You're a disappointment of a son; I'd die of embarrassment if I hadn't already; why do you wear so much purple?
• Episode: Gone with the Will
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Dan: I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things.
Chuck: Are you gay?
• Episode: The Serena Also Rises
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Dan: I know... we don't like each other. You think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
Chuck: I don't think of you.
• Episode: The Serena Also Rises
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Chuck: I don't have a romantic bone in my body. Least of all that one.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still got the scars on my back to prove it.
Nate: She's right Serena, I mean none of us are saints.
Blair: [points at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck: Several times.
Nate: I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date. [looks at Chuck] Once.
Blair: [looks at Chuck]
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass!
Game over.
Chuck: Game's not over until I say it is.
Blair: Then go play with yourself.
Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.