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[(Дюшесс)]

никто не знает, как я люблю английский, а точнее НА СКОЛЬКО я люблю английский...о, боги)

тут рылась по словарям, просто развлекалась, нашла шикарнейшую вещь под названием Euphemism

A way to make a word or sentence sound nicer than how it really is, used commonly to make the other person seem more comfortable around you.



"Me and your sister had a connection in the bed last night which made me excited." is a euphemisim

What you really mean to say is:

"I fucked your sister last night, she knows how to cause an orgasm, thats for sure."
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больше примеров

"I not attracted to Rebecca." is a euphemism

What you really mean to say is:

"Rebecca is one fucking ugly bitch."
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"I think Jessi is pretty." is a euphemisim

What you really mean to say is:

"I would sure like to have sex with Jessi."
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"I dont like country music." is a euphemism

What you really mean to say is:

"Country music sucks dick I hate it."
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Word Euphemisms

Darn and Dang are euphemisms for the word Damn

Frick is a euphemism for the word Fuck

Crap is a euphemism for the word Shit

Crotch is a euphemism for the word Dick

Butt is a euphemism for the word Ass

Oh My Gosh is a euphemism for Oh My God

Chi Chi is a euphemism for the word Boob

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Nobody:
is old, they're elderly senior citizens.
is gay, they're homosexual.
is poor, they're in poverty.
is black, they're African American.
is white, they're Caucasian.
is fat, they're obese.
is a slut, they're promiscuous.
is crippled, they're handicapped.
is deaf, they're hearing impaired.
is blind, they're visually impaired.
is retarded, they're mentally challenged.
is short, they're vertically challenged.
is stupid, they're academically challenged.

@темы: ода английскому языку

Comments

[sunny_witch]

я разделяю твою любовь к английскому)) и очень-очень люблю фигуры речи, к которым, собственно, эвфемизм и относится. я свой диплом писала и получила реальное удовольствие, потому что практическая его часть заключалась именно в поиске различных фигур речи)))

[(Дюшесс)]

sunny_witch ух ты, здорово)) все таки все эти контрольные, курсовые, дипломы хочется писать только тогда, когда тема интересная...но к сожадению, это не всегда получается..

Ох, английский, я люблю тебя)

пс:sunny_witch , ачень красивая аватарка)